TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

By KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

Darling thank you

For the brand-new, super-duper dildo

You say that it’s

The biggest one they had

But I’m PMT

And if that’s meant for me

Then there’s been a change of plans

So bend over – and take it like a man’

Darling bend over

And take it like a man

Let’s share the pleasure, darlin’

Let me show how much I care

So spread those hairy butt-cheeks in the air

And bend over

And take it like a man’

Darling, gonna thank you

With the brand-new super-duper dildo

With you tied spread-eagled

Face down on the bed

And I’ve bolted it on to

The Black ‘n’ Decker

So lift your arse up in the air

And bend over

And take it like a man’

CHORUS

Darling, so thank you

For the brand-new super-duper dildo

As I dunk it in

The jar beside the bed

Was that KY gel

Or chilli sauce?

I could not give a damn

Just bend over

And take it like a man’

CHORUS