TRASHVILLE WANKER SONG
By KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
I’d like to thank all the wankers I’ve met
Who got me to singin’ in Nashville
If I hadn’t met ‘em all when I did
I’d still be singin’ in trashville
Now I’m livin’ on easy street
Singin’ songs about them arseholes
So I’d like to thank all the wankers I met
Who got me to singin’ in Naaaashville
First love, first kiss and my first broken heart
First time I got to figurin’ out
All men are bastards
And every time one came and went
I’d write another bitchy poem
So in a convoluted sort of way
It was them wankers that got me goin’
I’d like to thank all the wankers I’ve met
Who got me to singin’ in Nashville
If I hadn’t met ‘em all when I did
I’d still be singin’ in trashville
Now I’m livin’ on easy street
Singin’ songs about them arseholes
So I’d like to thank all the wankers I met
Who got me to singin’ in Nashville
Learned guitar and then my every broken heart
Became a broken hearted song, confirming
All men are bastards
So to those dickheads who begged and begged
For me to go all the way
You wish is granted wanker
‘Cause just look at me here today…I’ve made it
I’d like to thank all the wankers I’ve met
Who got me to singin’ in Nashville
If I hadn’t met ‘em all when I did
I’d still be singin’ in trashville
Now I’m livin’ on easy street
Singin’ songs about them arseholes
So I’d like to thank all the wankers I met
Who got me to singin’ in Naaaashville