what does this look like to you?
Whatever your guess was, I bet it was something gross
It is pretty hideous looking isn’t it?
I can’t think of anything nice this might actually be
Even though this is what it really is
I know, it looks like something left over from an Italian’s bikini wax
It’s actually the ‘blanket’ on the bed in my hotel room
Seriously!
A really lovely room – comfy bed and all that
But I’d rather freeze my tits off turn the heat up than wrap myself in this
All shades of fucking wrong right there people…
THAT may explain the pube on the oldies toilet if they had one too! I have one of these (only hairier and more STERILE) on the back of my lounge…affectionately called “The Yak” or “BIGFOOT Skin”!