Our first stop on this mini tour of the Northern Territory was Granites Mining Site
It’s the first time I’ve been to a mining site where it’s ONLY a mine site
I’ve played plenty before, but they were towns, built AROUND a mining site
Granites is just the site, with accomodation
A recreational area, bar
And not a lot else
I left all my winterish clothes in Darwin
I figured I wasn’t going t0 need any of that stuff until I get to New Zealand on Sunday
Any mining gig I’ve ever done before has been hotter than a well-digger’s arsehole
Except this one
Oh-my-mother-fucking-hard-nipples-was-it-COLD!
And this, coming from a girl that has lived in Chicago for more than a decade
So the first I thing I did when we reached camp was grab myself a stylin’ Granites hoodie
That only come in size XXXL
Those miners are big boys
I didn’t care, I was just happy to have something that was too big for me be warm
Heiny & I got to stay in the VIP quarters
Our own rooms, double beds
AND bathrooms
The rest of the dongers on site aren’t nearly as flash
We felt a bit spesh!
We got to eat all our meals in the mess with all the crew
Where Heiny’s pervey eyes just about fell out of her head 3 times a day
She didn’t come home with a husband
But the trip’s not over yet
When we took a walk around camp, we got to see the fun way some of the boys make the scenery their own
We came across so many great characters while we were there
Including Tyson
A funny little fucker who, after 20 or so drinks at the first show
Decided to yell out to me that he only had one testicle
And in case I didn’t hear him the first time
He continued to tell me all night
And was sure to inform me, that he didn’t need the extra nut anyway
He has two daughters, so obviously his one testicle is suffice
We called him POWERBALL
Then there was the young girl who was so into ‘The Waxing Song’, and let me know she felt my pain
“…I’ve been there sister!”
So I called her BALDY
I handed out a few fun nicknames while we were there
Because I’m an arsehole
Before we left, I told the bosses that I would love to come back again
It’s such a different experience
And the 7:30am show just about fucking killed me
But, I loved everything about the place
So, it’s all booked
I’m headed back to Granite’s the last week of November
And you know what’s going to make it even better?
DAD’S coming too!
Glad to see the workers in no mansland are thought of Jenny, and not just us posh fuckers!
Have you or your Dad, ever done a prison like Johnny Cash? If so is it on dvd?
Love your blogs that make my days worth living again!
wow! what a fascinating place!!!