I know I’ve blogged about this before
It’s one of those things that just needs to be said again
Especially when I had to go back and do it again!
Mammogram people. I’m talking mamm-OH my fucking god -grams
Boys – be so glad you don’t have ta-tas
Although you do have testicles. But I believe a check-up for those is more of a pleasant ‘grope’.
It’s definitely not a tear inducing – wishing I never grew these fuckers – absolute pancaking!
If only I’d recorded audio to go along with the photos
That would have got ya laughing
It’s all good though.
The twins are fine and I get to keep them
Yay for my husband me!
They put your left tit in
But leave the right one out
They put your left tit in
And they shove it all about
Then put it in the squeezer
Till they make it really flat
That’s what it’s all about – yee hah!!
It’s times like these, I wish I had a penis!