I’m not sure if all families with large dogs have the same requirements
In our house, we suggest always wearing a helmet when playing with the horse puppy
We recommend it be a ‘princess’ helmet
Which of course matches the princess lunchbox, backpack, bike, bedspread, bathroom and every other fucking thing in our house
I’m living in a tom-boy prison
How did this HAPPEN??
Hmmm wearing a princess outfit and singing Camel Toe. May be some identity confusion there!
Try living with POWER RANGERS, Ninja Turtles and bloody Pokemon! They’re teenagers now…Try DIRTY LAUNDRY (on floor), SCREECHING GUITARS, DRUMS, DRUMS, DRUMS, BLOODY DRUMS!