The New Zealand Tour has officially started
Using a big ugly bright red suitcase on this trip
Let’s see how the fuckers airlines go about losing this eyesore little number
Long flight – to LA first then 13 hours to Auckland
I decided to utilize the time wisely by writing some new songs watching 3 movies and seeing how many twizzlers and m&m’s I could demolish snacking the entire flight!
Movie 1:
Didn’t completely suck. Went through some tissues though. Mum & Dad’s dog SKOOTA died recently too so this one had me bawling!
Woops – did I just fuck up the ending for you?
Tee hee!
Movie 2:
Funny in parts – but I had a hard time with Jim Carrey’s face.
Not sure if he’s had really average plastic surgery work done – but his teeth don’t seem to fit him right anymore.
Take it from a girl who’s smile looks like a baby grand piano with the lid up.
I know teeth – and his are fucked up looking different
Movie 3:
Wow – this is a nice little uplifting story
For those of you who are suicidal and will soon die from internal bleeding
Shit – there I go again
Fucking up the ending for you
And that gives me joy
What does that say about me?
Don’t answer that.