don’t look up

This was our hotel in Auckland

A nice place with big, comfy beds

And very cool views

But it was hard for me to get past this

Can you see it?

It was there when I checked in

I would stare at it every day when I was having a shower

Can you see it now?

Look closely…

If you look really hard you can see it

A pubic hair on the ceiling!

Every day I would pray it wasn’t going to fall of and land on my head

Or even worse, land in my mouth!

And everyday I would wonder,

Just how does a pubic hair get on the ceiling?