it’s hereditary

 

Some things are inherited

Some aren’t

 

Is it just me or did I just inherit all the traits that I didn’t want?

 

Dad’s has duck’s disease short legs

I have ducks disease short legs

 

No patience?
Got it

 

Mum’s hideous unique laugh

Got it

 

But then I think I have some of the good qualities too

Like ummm..

Well there’s…..

And…..

 

I’m going to have to get back to you on those ones

 

In the meantime – here’s my point in pictures

If I look at food, my pants get tighter

Mum, on the other hand

Had just eaten a massive breakfast

But was ‘still hungry’

And she never seems to put on weight

Why couldn’t I inherit that gene?

She also loves to exercise

And me?

I fucking hate it  am allergic to it!