country cheese

Mum: Want a Mintie?
Me: Yep

10 minutes pass

Mum: Want a Worthers Lolly?

Me: Sure

 It should be noted that Mum eats constantly and doesn’t gain weight ever 

How fucked up is that?

10 minutes later I hear her opening another packet of something

Mum: Want one?

Me: What are they?

Mum: Country Cheese biscuits

Me: OK

She asks Dad & Holly up the front

Mum: You guys want a Country Cheese?

Dad & Holly: No thanks

Mum: Why? They’re yummy

Me: Better than having it the other way ’round isn’t it boys?

Mum: What do you mean ‘the other way ’round’?

Me: Think about it for a minute Mum

Mum: hhmmm.. country cheese….oohhhh… cheesy c….

Oh my god!

Sometimes I even gross myself out