waterfalls and sheep’s balls

We’re in Dunedin for the 2nd last show of this New Zealand Tour

This tour has really flown by

16 shows done already

Now I don’t know if it’s just because I’m so likable and hot me, but I don’t think I’ve ever been around such friendly people before

Not the hand on your arse over the top kind of friendly

More like the laid back, hey welcome to our country isn’t it cool kind of friendly

I did meet one total wanker knob jockey the other night

He was Australian

Onya mate!

 

We’ve been really spoilt here

Some amazing theatres to play in

Never had a bad view on any of the drives

About halfway through the tour we started calling it the “Get Fucked” tour

We’d basically run out of words to use every time we saw more amazing scenery

So instead of, wow, gorgeous, breathtaking or unbelievable

We’d just round a corner to face another mind blowing view and all say

“Get Fucked!”

It summed it up perfectly

And the sheep

Oh the sheep

Check out the balls on these poor bastards

It’s blurry ’cause I was shaking with laughter we were driving so fast

Have you ever seen anything like it?
I know I haven’t 

Definitely this tour’s winner of the biggest knackers award

Hollywood came a close second

So he reckons

 

 

*does the above pic count as sheep pornography?