Is is just me, or does everybody get way too fucking much lots of spam emails?
Really dirty ones?
Here’s a sample from my inbox today
- tips for erotic pregnant intercourse
Ummm gross!
- this is what your chick wants from your penis
She wants it to leave her alone
- make your girl scream in the bed with your throbber
Especially if your ‘throbber’ is a glass of red wine & a good book
- animals make great lovers
now that’s just fucking wrong
What if this was a kid’s email address?
Oh hang one
Maybe it is me
Having a website called jennytalia.com is bound to attract some weirdos
And I don’t mean just you Dad
You know, the geeks that write these emails have probably never been laid in their lives
And still live in their parents basements
Whatever floats your boat fellas
I can always depend on you to make me laugh out loud – “she wants it to leave her alone” – really!! You just got home from a month away, surely you’re not complaining already. I have been reading a book called “The Sex Diaries” by Bettina Arndt – lots of talk about groping and thrusting and my all time favourite (NOT) the log up your back in the middle of the night – bloody hilarious (though I don’t think it’s actually meant to be, it’s just my twisted mind). And you forgot to mention the emails promising to make your member big enough to make girls cry – now wouldn’t that be an achievement – obviously written by a man/wanker.
I’ll take you off the list! (*Mental Note: Look for place with windows…Get Laid!)