this won’t hurt a bit

Do you trust this man?

Not sure if I do either

The dentist is soooo not my favoutite place to go

I get as anxious for a teeth cleaning as I do for a root canal

Today was just a cleaning

But I still used the gas

It was one of those days where I wish I grew up in my Grandparents generation

No money

No vegetables

No dental care

First set of false teeth in your 20s

That would be awesome

10am dentist appointment?

No fucking worries

I’ll be there on time to drop them of Doc

 

That’s just the price you pay I guess

 

 

For having a smile that looks like a baby grand piano with the lid up

 

* note there’s no photos of my new sparkling chompers teeth in this post because  they’re covered in red wine stains it’s late and I’m looking butt ugly a little drunk jet lagged!

I found this dentist pic on Google – the shot is actually by JAY LEE  from www.baldheretic.com