which one are you?

 

I get a lot of emails that suck aren’t very funny

Lots of those, ‘pass it on to 10 friends within the hour or you’ll die, have an accident, get hit by lightning’ kind of emails

Those ones get deleted instantly filed to read at another time

I mostly enjoy emails with pictures ’cause I’m a retard who needs the visual 

This one was from my cousin in Australia the other day (thanks Nat)

Which one’s you favourite?

My question after looking at all of these is, why are penis’ so fucking ugly who does the makeup for pics like this?

Do you thing it would be the same chick that does it for pornos?

For some reason, I have images of an old lady doing it. Don’t know why.

Maybe because if it was a young hot chick, there’s no way the photos would turn out like this

They would be a lot harder to shoot, you know?

Plus that poor bitch girl would probably get her eye poked out after the first couple of shots.

Yeah, I said shots

Sorry

 

My favourite is the last one. With the red glasses, black wig and gloves.

It reminds me of Rhianna

No doubt she’d be stoked with that comparison 

 

I should apologies to those of you looking at this post while you’re having breakfast

 

I should