I miss a lot of things when I’m away touring
I think the thing I miss the most is my kids WALMART
I love this fucking place!
They don’t have Walmart in Australia
Or New Zealand
Or the U.K
When I moved to the US 10 years ago, I didn’t have a fucking clue concrete ‘reason’
Lots of little reasons
I think I now know what was really calling me here
Some people go to church
I go to Walmart
Where the preachers are easy to spot
And there’s room for me – even if I end up with 2 trolly loads full of shit stuff
When I was living in Nashville I remember a mate of mine telling me that only White Trash shopped at Walmart
I’m so happy there’s a name for people like me
Walmart – the temple for White Trash
Lots of stars hang out thar too…ma second cuz’n, married to my grandma’s brother’s nephew’s wife, saw that guy from Springer shopp’n thar with the baby’s father’s girlfriend from Maury. It was like a TV done blew starspunk all over the place…shhhh…we don’t want them poppa-rot-zzz’s to know…The tempull will no longer be say-crid!