Fluffy is getting big
I mean BIG
OK – he’s getting fucking HUUUUUGE
He’s 7 months old now and about 80 pounds / 36 kgs
And he’s no where near fully grown
And he’s awesome
Now don’t get me wrong, he’s still a puppy
Translation: he can be a little shit sometimes
But I seem to have found a way to keep him under control
It gets him to stop whatever he’s doing
Which is usually eating something that he’s not supposed to
Like my shoes, my phone or yesterday’s effort, my computer cable
My new training method doesn’t even involve violence
Even though sometimes I totally want to kick him in the arse then take him to the pound smack his butt for ruining my shit
He is terrified
Petrified
And takes off running whenever I get him with this
Yeah I know, it looks like a harmless spray bottle with water in it
But Fluffy acts like he’s being water-boarded whenever I get him with it
He starts howling and runs away
Fluffy is a pussy
My doggy has learnt a new trick – she opens the lid of the kitchen bin and helps herself to whatever disgusting thing she can find there. The vet tells me that she will stop doing it if I feed her occassionally. Dear Jenny, do dogs really need to be fed?
My dog is a Grizzly Bear! Doesn’t mind the water bottle, just the people holding it!