Guess where I am
Can you?
It feels like I was just here yesterday
Yep – I’m at the airport
Waiting for my flight to LA
Then heading over to Melbourne to start the Victoria tour
In the lounge right now having a drink while I wait
Not even having a wine
I’m drinking lemonade
What the fuck’s up with that?
Hard to believe huh?
Had a HUGE couple of weeks and finished of last night at a friends wedding
If you squeezed me really hard right now you would totally make me fart could probably pour yourself a glass of red as it oozes out my pores
UUUrrgghh!
So lemonade it is for now
Got to go and grab another one of these in a minute
Another fucking neck travel cushion
I could build a house out of these fucking things I have so many
I bought 2 on the last tour alone
But it’s always the one thing I forget to bring with me
So I’ll be adding at least one more to my collection on this trip
Already looking forward to this too
To you and my husband this looks like crap on a tray
But when you’re a L.O.A.F like me – it looks awesome
What’s a L.O.A.F?
A Lover Of Airline Food
And that it definitely me
OK – you got me
So I’m really a L.O.A.F.F.
A Lover Of Any Fucking Food
Bring it on
BIG SQUEEZE!