On a normal tour, Dad would go through about 6 of these a day
And at least 4 of these
He’s decided on this trip to see if he can reduce the size of his beer belly lose a bit around the middle by replacing these for plain old water
We’re less that 2 weeks into this tour
And he’s already been able to tighten his belt 2 notches
BASTARD!
It must be a bloke thing
‘Cause he’s all,
It’s no big deal
We’ll see how it goes
I mean, how blase` can you get?
I don’t think boys get just how fucking hard it is to lose weight the whole weight drama that a lot of girls have
And I’m all,
Dad – you lost 2 belt buckle holes!
I would trade my 2 kids for 2 belt buckle holes!
Remind me to thank him for the fat arse genes he’s passed on to me!
THIS is WHY men are BASTARDS!