I don’t usually remember my dreams
Unlike Dad, who most days can tell you what he dreamt about the night before
(ask him about the Michael Jackson one!)
For some reason I remembered my dream from last night
I had a baby
It was a boy
And he looked like this
Which didn’t phase me at all
Because I looked like this
I’m not sure I even want to know what a dream like this means
When it’s no longer a dream it’s called MENOPAUSE!