finger picking

After tonight’s show in Warrnambool, we’ll be halfway into this tour 

It will be show 15 out of 30

And let me tell you, it’s starting to get bloody cold here in Victoria 

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not freeze your tits off Chicago cold, but it’s getting there

I bought a jacket and scarf with me

Also bought gloves

Thing is about gloves, I’m constantly taking them off so I can do stuff

It’s like they keep you warm, but they’re a pain in the arse, you know?

So today I found these

And it’s amazing

You know how on all those tampon commercials, where they have the women doing all sorts of stuff when they’re wearing the advertised brand?

Ride bikes, abseil, water ski, ride horses.

All sorts of shit you didn’t know how to do before

Well that’s the same with these ‘finger-less’ gloves

Now I can do ALL sorts of different shit

Like:

Drink coffee

Play piano

Play computer games

Have a nap

Pose like a lady

OR dress like a slut

Use my iphone that I don’t fucking have

And of course play guitar

 

OK, I know what you’re thinking

Aren’t these are all superpowers things you could do BEFORE you got fingerless gloves Jenny?

 

Yeah, yeah, I know

But for my next trick

Trying doing THAT with regular gloves on motherfuckers!