Dear Jenny
I think you’re amazing. I’ve seen your show 7 times so far and I have tickets to 3 more shows on your Victorian tour with your Dad. I have all of your cds and even have 4 signed photos of you, and your guitar pick from the first show I ever went to of yours. I would love to hang out with you some time. You are very funny and I love that you don’t care about what people think. I especially love that you don’t care about what you look like. It makes me proud to be a fuller figured woman, just like you. Thanks Jenny
Fuck you very much, you stalker
Gee…..thanks?
Geez, for one minute I thought I’d written this, but no, I’m not in Victoria, it’s fucking cold enough in Queensland. And where’s MY fucking guitar pick? xx