On SKYPE with the kids this morning
They were full of sugar very hyped up
Busy playing the monster game
Which entails them chasing & then hiding from imaginary monsters
Sounds simple enough
But it’s open to interpretation
Example
Miss 3 is more physical in her approach
And she’s also naked
She’s always naked
Her game involves chasing SMASH & POW (her name for the monsters) around the house with a broom
Screaming at the top of her lungs and breaking shit left, right and centre
Miss 5 is another animal altogether has a different approach
Firstly, she calls her monsters INSUBORDINATION & MORAL TURPITUDE
And she likes to sit them down and discuss their behaviour
Sometimes I have to remind myself that she actually came out of MY vajay-jay no idea where she’s getting these major words from
She’s the one that told me that working with Dad all the time is NEPOTISM
I mean, what the fuck? Right?
So anyway, back to her monsters
She was having a lovely old time with INSUBORDINATION because he was finally listening to her
But MORAL TURPITUDE?
Not much luck there
She told me
He’s naughty mummy
He has no moral compass
Okeee-dokeee…
He’s just an arsehole
Aaahhh
Now that’s MY girl