sign here

We sign all sorts of things when we’re out on the road

Dad mainly specialises in boobs

Me?

I get the bald heads

And bellies

And every now & then, mainly in Australia

We sign utes

Now I’m the kind of person that doesn’t even put stickers on my car

So I guess it’s a compliment that some people would want you to WRITE on, or IN their car

I only do it if Dad comes with me and there’s other people around

You know what they say about strange people luring you into their vehicles

To do really rude things God knows what to you

I would never go into a strange guys car just because he asked nicely

 

Well…. except for the night I met my husband