Just got off the phone with one of my best mates that I haven’t spoken to in a while
The usual catch up
Kids, work, husbands, blah blah
She had a bit of a rant about how much of an arsehole her husband is
He’s lazy, she does all the work
He’s inconsiderate
She reckons her life would be way easier without him
So this blog is for her
Because, as I always like to think
Rather you than me
Someone – somewhere – will always be worse off than you are
So quit your fucking bitching
You could be married to this guy
Or this champ
I’d totally fight you for this winner
But at least you know the pecking or if this dick guy was your other half
So I say today…
We suck it up bitches
Unless you happen to be one of the unlucky fuckers ladies in these pictures
In which case I’d be totally looking for a shit hot divorce lawyer
I would drown the whale, reem Parasol Pete with the bottles & open umbrella, really give the other guy some Bush and ride a spoke up the pedalfeelya’s ass…and let them all get fucked by a shit hot divorce lawyer!