There were lots of great rides and fun stuff for the kids to do on our little vacation
(which you can read about HERE and HERE)
The girls wanted to try EVERYTHING MUMMY!!
Miss 5 was OK. She’s really tall like the milkman for her age. So she went on a lot of the ‘bigger’ kid rides
Miss 3? Not so much
She’s a short arse like me little for her age.
But I make her feel better by promising her she’ll have really BIG boobies like mummy when she’s older
No legs
But really big boobies
She seems happy with that
We did find one ride that we could all go on
It looked like it wouldn’t make me spew a lot of fun so we raced over and got in line
But here’s the thing about having to wait in line
You get to watch the ride in action
Over and over and OVER again
You hear all the riders screaming and coming off the ride with wobbly legs and green faces
And you think about all the freak accidents you’ve read about in the last year where people got killed at amusement parks
And you start to turn into a pussy wonder why the fuck you agreed to go on the stupid ride in the first place
And then you remember
It’s for the kids
‘Cause your kids REALLY want to go on it with you
And you’d do anything to shut them up make your kids happy
Right?
Wrong
The REAL reason?
I saw these 2 old fuckers on it and thought
There’s NO WAY I will be outdone by a couple of nappy wearing, geriatric thrill seekers
And if it didn’t kill them I figured I should be ‘right