And not just a redneck
But a LAZY redneck
When you go to the supermarket to stock up on beer and beef jerky
And it’s directly across the road from your apartment
But you’re still too lazy to carry your heart attack in a bag shopping home
So you steal the cart and run the risk of going to jail BORROW the shopping trolly
Which you were totally going to give straight back
But your 3 year daughter is taking a nap in it right now
If this is you
Then you are officially a redneck AND lazy
AND a bad mother
Woohooo – I won the trifecta!!