you know you’re a redneck when

And not just a redneck

But a LAZY redneck 

When you go to the supermarket to stock up on beer and beef jerky

And it’s directly across the road from your apartment

But you’re still too lazy to carry your heart attack in a bag shopping home

So you steal the cart and run the risk of going to jail BORROW the shopping trolly 

Which you were totally going to give straight back

But your 3 year daughter is taking a nap in it right now

 

If this is you

Then you are officially a redneck AND lazy

AND a bad mother

 

Woohooo – I won the trifecta!!

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