hurrooo handsome

Driving to the DISNEY PRINCESSES that I totally didn’t end up seeing

This Asian guy pulls up next our taxi

Really cool car – NOT

I think it was a hotted-up Corolla or something close to it

A real chick magnet

Fancy rims, flashing lights

A pair of undies hanging of the rear vision mirror

I know all the girls reading this are getting moist already

Puny Asian guys, driving little extensions of their penis’ , giving you the eye

Horny is an understatement

And then he cranked up his stereo and gave me his best, ‘you know you want somma this’ look

And just when I thought he couldn’t get any hotter

Guess what song he was playing?

Guns ‘n’ Roses?

Bon Jovi?

Springsteen?

Nope

He was rocking out to Barry Mannilow

Barry Mannilow singing, “Oh fucking Mandy”

I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.

I think I’ve just found my next husband!