booby prize

Miss 3 & Miss 5 are going to become Miss 4 & Miss 6 in the next couple of months

As I’m sooo organised, I’ve starting looking for stuff to buy them already

Yeah, yeah, I’m lying again

Truth is they can both read a calendar now, and already know exactly how many ‘sleeps’ it is until their birthdays

They can also tell the time which sucks arse changes things

Like when you tell them you’ll do some thing in 5 minutes so they’ll go away and play

Then exactly 4 minutes and 59 seconds later, they’re back

Ready to do whatever you promised yay!

So anyway

I’m not a huge fan of dolls

So it is a total payback stands to reason that I would have 2 daughters who are obsessed with the fucking things their dolls 

It’s not the dolls I don’t like so much

It’s all the shit accessories that you have to get to come with them

Clothes, strollers, crutchless undies bottles, blah blah blah

But I think I may have found a gift that will help to reduce at least some of the crap that you have to tote around when you have girls who insist on taking their dolls everywhere with them

I give you – BEBE GLOTON 

Which means BABY GLUTTON

A doll that you BREAST FEED

I. SHIT. YOU. NOT

So now you’re little girls can lift up their shirts in public 

And put their doll ‘on the boob’ while listening to the realistic ‘SLURPING & SUCKING’ sounds that their BABY makes

Aaaaand you don’t have to carry around any more bottles

AWESOME!