OK – let’s go straight to exhibit A:
They put these bollards in so people don’t run into things
They’re set in concrete, made of concrete
Rock fucking solid
But then comes this guy
And this is not how it got bent
See, here’s the thing
Dad Likes hire cars
Dad likes hire cars a lot
Dad reckons hire cars can do stuff his own car can’t
Like go through stop signs and red lights
And not have to slow down for speed bumps and pedestrians
Or bollards
So it’s easy to assume that while Dad likes hire cars
Hire cars think Dad’s a wanker don’t like Dad
Neither does Holly
The insurance company
The hire car company
MUM
Need I go on?
Keep trying it can only get better!
Awww…I like ya’ Kev…That FACE sucks me in…BIG SQUEEZE! It’s okay…as long as it’s not my car!