So there you have it
Another tour done and dusted
The Sydney Tour is officially finito!
And I know I sound like a broken record
But it was a really good time
Made a lot more fun by having the kids along for the ride
In short:
47 take away coffees
24 awesome sunsets
23 shows
22 more sleeps until I join the UK tour WTF?
21 days in a row I had breakfast with my kids
20 times I meant to go to the gym & didn’t
20 bellies signed
19 times per day my girls made me belly laugh
18 episodes of Sponge Bob the fuckwit Square Pants
17 hours spent stuck in Sydney traffic
16 trips to the supermarket
15 trips to the beach
14 ,000 times Dad farted
13 suspected cases of swine flu thanks Holly
12 plane food meals consumed & only 6 brought back up
11 songs recorded
10 new grey hairs poor mum
9 bald heads signed
8 broken strings
7 nanna naps and only 3 of them were MINE!
6 songs written
5 happy little cousins
4 nutritional MacDonald Meals
3 horse riding lessons
2 bottles of wine per day
and last but not least….
1 BLOODY GREAT TIME
Thanks Sydney!
x
Last and least…
0 times we hooked up…AGAIN! Who the hell said, “One is the lonliest number…” Catch ya’ next time! CJx