HILLBILLY LOVE MACHINE

Written by JENNY TALIA

BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

First met him he was changing his tyres

Out front dairy queen

Changing tyres with the fool that had

Parked his car next to him

I knew then and there it was love at first sight

With his beer belly, bucked tooth, red hair and cute little piggy eyes

Them’s the thangs that appeal to a simple country girl like me

He’s my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine

He ain’t had a lot of learning he was seven

When he quit school

Said it made his head hurt, said his head

Was already full

He don’t need t the education you’d get at a university

But he can fight and he can fish and he sure can fuck the devil outta me

Out here that city learning don’t mean a thing

He’s my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine

He’s got a still up on hill

Where he brews his mountain dew

Wears a possum coat

And a hat from a road kill ‘coon

Won the tobacco spitting prize at the fair and the watermelon toss

I so proud when he came 1st & 3rd in jackin’ off

It ain’t big but he’s got the cutest dick I ever did see

He’s my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine

He’s a foot stomping, knee slappping

Boot-scooting, toe tapping fool

Plays the washboard and the spoons

And picks a bit of banjo too

He surprised me at the waffle house when he got down on one knee

Slipped the ring from a beer can on my finger and proposed to me

When his divorce comes through from his sister he’ll be free

To be my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine

Them’s the thangs that appeal to a simple country girl like me

He’s my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine

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