Written by KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
I slipped outta bed on christmas night
And what I saw nearly scarred me for life
Santa Claus was going to town
I could see him but he couldn’t see me
While he was banging my mum neath the christmas tree
Santa Claus was going to town
“Have you been a good girl?” Santa Claus said
Mum was down on her knees just nodding her head
Santa Claus was going 2 town
I promise something special
That’s what i heard him say
If your a bad girl 4 santa tonight
I’ll be good 2 you christmas day
He might be old and he might be fat
But Mum shouldn’t knock back an offer like that
Santa Claus was going to town
Mum brought him a beer then he stopped for a while
Then he spun her around and done it puppy dog style
Santa Claus was going to town
I heard him say, “Your pearl necklace is coming!”
And i thought 2 myself you’re a lucky girl mum
Santa Claus was going to town
Can’t wait to see on christmas day what santa brings for mum
Cause i heard him promise her anything at all
if she takes it up the …..
I wonder what dad’s gonna have to say
When he sees Mum’s presents on christmas day
Santa Claus was going to town
Santa Claus was comin
Santa Claus and Mum and
S saw Mummy sucking Santa Claus – Santa Claus was going to town