NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU…

Parody by JENNY TALIA

Based on LOVE SONG

By SARA BETH BAREILLIS

SONY/ATV TUNES LLC

I feel under pressure

From you as you give me that smile

Your breathing gets heavy I know what that means

You’ve made room for me next to you on the seat

And your pointing to your pants

It’s not happening tonight so don’t even try

You’ve been out all night drinking

And you’ve bought your drunk arse home stinking

I love you but don’t point that hard on at me

I’m not gonna give you a head job

Cause you asked for it

‘Cause you need one blue balls

I’m not gonna give you a head job

Cause you’re begging me it’s so painful

And it’d make your day

I’m not gonna blow you today

I’m not kneeling at your alter

Eating your corn on the cob – no head jobs today

Today

I learned the hard way

That when your drunk it could take all bloody night

I’m not being mean but I’m not going down on you

While you burp and laugh with your beer bomb farts

Such a prize can’t believe you’re mine

Hello dickhead. How lucky am I?

You’re laying there thinking your hot

Making me horny well you’re not

Do us a favour & go and take care of it yourself

I’m not going to give you a headjob

‘Cause you asked for it

‘Cause you need one blue balls

I’m not going to give you a headjob

‘Cause your beggin’ me  it’s so painful

And it’d make your day

I’m not going to blow you today

I’m not your piccolo playing cutey

I ain’t touching your skin flutey – no headjobs today

I won’t give you a headjob

You’re just too drunk too stand

There’ll be no cunnilingus my man

I’m not going to give you a headjob

‘Cause you’re on your knees saying pretty please

You think that’s gonna get you a head job?

‘Cause you begged for it

‘Cause your balls are blue, poor thing

I’m not going to give you a headjob

No felatio on your fired up friend

No sir not today

Your not gonna change my mind that way

No virtuoso on the weiner

No machinist  on your penis

Enough talking enough said,mate, I’m going to bed

So tough shit there’s no headjobs…..today

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