puppy love

I get a lot of emails asking about Fluffy

How he is

Is he any bigger

Has he eaten one of the kids yet

So, here’s your Fluffy update

He’ll be 11 months old in a few weeks and he’s GINORMOUS!

He doesn’t eat any more that an average size dog

But he can shit poop like 10 motherfuckers men!

When I let him drag me around the block take him for a walk I used to take one of those cute little ‘doggy doo-doo’ bags they sell

Then I’d take 2

Then I’d take 4 or 5

Now I just take a big garbage bag

But it gets so heavy

He’s 115 pounds/52 kgs of shitting fury once he gets going

I’m thinking of inventing a line of plus sized doggy-nappies

Either that or I’ll just strap a mattress to his arse