So we finally go to seeĀ our friend’s baby that I told you about here
And it was great
Fantastic even
‘Cause he wasn’t remotely cute and my ovaries didn’t start screaming at me AT ALL
I think you guys read my rambling crap blogs enough to know when I’m full of shit
Well that bit about the baby was total horseshit
I mean check him out
And oh-my-God did my biological clock start thundering in my brain
Clang-a-langin’ like a stampeding Malley Bull with cast iron knackers
Which is weird for me
Because before I had kids I used to sleep think that my biological clock was digital
Not a maternal bone in my body
Then I had Miss 5
Then I had a nervous breakdown Miss 4
And now?
Well, I think now I’d love another one
If I’m sober being sensible, I understand that touring and life on the road with a baby will do your fucking head in is not an easy task
In fact, it kind of sucks.
A lot
So there’s that reason
Then there’s the whole ‘Diamond said no fucking way’ thing to think about too
I mean, I’m sure if I got naked nagged and pouted long enough, I might be able to change his mind
So I guess for today he’d be feeling pretty fucking relieved safe being on the other side of the world
Although if you think about it, I guess I could get sperm from anywhere really
But I reckon he might get a bit suss if I came home with a black one
This kid’s Daddy would make a fine donor…ahem…What a Cutie! Makes me clucky as a chook in a roosters pen too!