Did you guys read about that South African runner?
The really, really fast one?
That totally looked like a dude?
This one
In August she won gold in the at the 2009 World Championships,setting the fastest time of the year.
After she won, a lot of people were pissed, ’cause they reckoned she was a he
And those people were pretty much right!
Well half right anyway
Turns out she/he is a hermaphradite
Half man / half woman
Now I don’t know about you
But I’m thinking there’d be benefits to that
When someone tells you to ‘go fuck yourself’
You can say, ‘OK, I think I will!’
That’s kinda awesome right there
Masturbating could take twice as long though, which’d be a bummer
Anyhooo
People were all shades of pissed that this he/she was allowed in the woman’s race in the first place
And now they want all sorts of new drug testing on athletes
It’s turned into quite the hullabaloo
And I’m thinking the problem could have been completely avoided by just one small detail
A different running outfit
How easy is that?
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That way everyone would know what they were up against
You’re welcome!
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In the words of Senater Arnold Schwarzenigger:
“Don’t be a girlie man!”
No mistaken the Mutant~Hybrid Camel Toed Elephant! As the OFFSPRING said, “You Gotta Keep ’em Separated”…
Love it xxx