it’s all here

OK – they’re done

All the lyrics, from all four of my albums, are now up here on the site

Click on the LYRICS tab to see them

Or just CLICK HERE IF THAT’S TOO HARD FOR YOU!

you lazy mo-fos!!

So now there’s no excuse went you enter THIS COMPETITION to fuck up the words for getting the words wrong

And me?

Well I shall continue to fuck up the words get the words wrong

Because, to quote the very short wise KBW,

MY SONGS, I’LL FUCK ‘EM UP IF I WANT