When Rio won the bid for the 2016 Olympics, I was one of many that was pissed off
I totally thought that Chicago should’ve got it
Not just because I live here too
Well, may be a ‘bit, because I live here
I mean, this city is awesome
And it’s got it all
It’s in the midwest, so it’s friendly
It’s got so many beautiful parks
And tonnes of fantastic things to do all over the city
And even though I grew up in Kalgoorlie where the beach is where the ocean is
And Chicago’s on a lake
It ‘technically’ has a beach too
Which unfortunately, for most of the year can look like this
But it’s still a great place to go hang out in the summer
So with all that Chicago’s got going for it
Tell me again why the fuck Rio got chosen?
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Oh yeah
Forget I asked
I should have been born in Rio!