best disguise

I reckon when these 2 guys were getting ready to rob a house

They went through the burglar’s checklist

1. flashlight
2. crow bar
3. black clothing
4. bag for all the loot
5. balaclava

And had no clue what number 5 was, but were pretty sure it was some kind of Italian desert

Then they realised that the list didn’t say anything about a mask, or something to hide their faces

So they improvised

With a black marker

And here I was thinking that we’d end the week without a winner

For BIGGEST FUCKTARD!