I know, totally cheesy, overused title for this blog
But that’s what I am
On the road again
Arrived in the UK at stupid o’clock this morning
But felt better knowing that Anne, who picked me up
Had been up since stupid-er o’clock to drive out to Heathrow to get me
Then we headed out for the long drive to Swansea, in Wales
About 165 miles I think
I was asleep for a lot of the trip
Didn’t get much shuteye on the flight over
But I sure made up for it on the drive today
I was woken up by mum tapping on the window in the car park of the hotel
She missed me
Now she has someone to drink play with
And she doesn’t look like such a wino buying so many drinks at the bar
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Tonight’s show was at a beautiful old theatre, The Swansea Grand Theatre
It was built in 1897, and has been beautifully maintained
The last time we were in Swansea, Diamond & Miss 6 (who was Miss 1 at the time) were with me and it was Halloween
It wasn’t widely celebrated in the UK back then, but Diamond was determined to take her trick or treating
We dressed her up as a pumpkin, he put on a Homer Simpson mask and off they went
As you can imagine, when he knocked on people’s door, with his mask on and gruff Chicago accent
“TRICK OR TREAT”
People were too scared to open their doors to him
And being unprepared for Halloween with Candy, they just slid money under the door to him so he’d fuck off
So while Miss 6 didn’t score any treats
We were able to start her college fund
Thanks for that Swansea!
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Met a couple of people at tonight’s show that are fans of the blog
Martin
And Juddie
Told them I’d put their picture up
There you go guys
Great to meet you both!
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So it’s good to be back
Great show to start with too
22 more shows on this tour
And if they’re all as good as tonight’s, the next few weeks is going to be nothing but fun
Best I get started on a new video blog then
‘Cause you guys are fucking slave drivers have been emailing that you’ve missed them
Will have a new one up next Monday for you!!
God I know how that stupid o’clock airport run feels. The daughter was due to arrive at 5am this morning on the red eye from Perth to Brissie so up we got at 3!! At 4 the phone rings, she is in Adelaide – two very drunk slags (well you couldn’t call them ladies) started a punch up, then abused the hosties and then one threw up all over the floor and fellow passengers so they diverted the plane and the sweet things were handed into the welcome arms of the federal police. We finally collected her and Miss E at 8.30, had to fight all the peak hour traffic and even got lost because the airport exit has been moved. Fuck!! Not all bad though, we did find Macdonalds. So it’s sleep deprivation all round – pretty quiet at our house today. xx
Next Halloween…I’m hanging with Diamond…in England…