we apologise for the delay

but every form of technology I have, has either

  1. a flat battery
  2. no credit
  3. corrupted software
  4. decided to fuck with me
  5. customer service that sucks dick
  6. customer service that doesn’t even suck dick in ENGLISH!
AND
Has been thrown out the window of the fucking car!
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So today I’ll be doing things the old fashioned way
And writing letters
Please forward me your addresses so I can get started

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