There’s so much I don’t remember about Ireland
I mean, there’s a lot I do remember
But a lot of my last trip here is a blur
And I just realised why
I was up the duff pregnant
And just about to pop
And hadn’t had a drink in 8 months
And no doubt a bitch on wheels such a joy to be around
Looking forward to remembering this trip a little better
.
Does that mean I should stop drinking then?
fuck that!