I probably should have warned you before the last blog
If you’re not a fan of Christmas
Or if the whole holiday season does your head in
You might want to stay away from this blog until January
Because anyone that knows me, knows I’m a huge fan of the oprah winfrey show CHRISTMAS
And all the stuff that goes with it
Carols, decorating, shopping, wrapping presents, drinking egg nog
All of it
I just love the shit out of it
Always have
So having kids just elevates my love for Christmas about 400 bazillion percent
We spend all of December doing all out Christmassy stuff
We’ve got the tree
So yesterday it was time to go and visit the ‘Big Fella’
Yep, old Saint Nick
I have to limit Miss 6’s exposure to just how many Santas she sees these days
She’s starting to notice that some of them have different beards
Or different musty smells voices
I’ve managed to bullshit talk my way out of it so far
So, just one Santa sighting is the way to go now I reckon
The mall close to our house is always a great place to see him
It’s 5 minutes away
And ummm…. well, it’s 5 minutes away!
The girls tear out of the car when we get there
And don’t stop running ’til they find him
They got to his little woderland and were bouncing with excitement while they were waiting in line
And finally they got to him and were able to tell him what they wanted for Christmas
Miss 6 said she didn’t know yet
She couldn’t decide between a brain scanner or a high powered microscope
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But Miss 4 was a surprise
She’s been talking about wanting Pet Shop dolls, a Baby Alive, a hamster, and there was even talk of new parents a spiderman costume for a while there
Then when she finally get’s her chance to ask Santa
She comes out with, ‘a new coat’
Well that’s a nice easy one, Santa says
What colour would you like?
A red one, she said
Well I’ll see what I can do for you little lady
And she gets off his lap and says, you don’t even have to buy a new one OR get Mrs Claus to make it
Why’s that?, he asked
Geez you’re a dummy Santa, don’t you know?
I want YOUR coat dude
And he looks at her and me like he thinks we’re ‘different’
I’m used to ‘that’ look, but I don’t think Mss 4 is yet
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She says, what are you looking at?
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Don’t you know my address?
I imagine Santa made sure his coat was still on the box in his little Wonderland when you left. Nice vest, Santa!
Gawd!!!!!!!!!!! Can you really sit on Santa’s knee these days!!!!!!!! HOW shite is that ‘eh!! That’s why I don’t do unbearded men!!!!……I swear it!! x