just hangin’

So the blogs are few and far between

I know this because you guys keep emailing me and bitching I’m having trouble remembering my password when I log in to blog

If I blog every day, it’s easy to remember

If I don’t blog every day, the alcohol consumed in between makes it hard I struggle a bit

I’m also kinda busy

Doing what you ask?

Ummmm, well, fuck all really

Recovering from (an awesome) Christmas

And preparing for (a hopefully awesome) New Year’s

And also just hanging

With Diamond

And the girls

And loving this weather

We’re playing out in it all the time

The girls I love to eat the snow

But, being the shit hot mother I’m not I am, I forgot to put gloves on the kids today

So I told them they couldn’t pick up the show and eat it with their hands

In case they got cold

‘Cause it’s not like their hands weren’t frozen fucking solid already

So they improvised

And ate it straight off the bushes

I know

Their Dad does weird shit like that all the time

It’s hard to believe I’m the normal one

I mean, I eat the snow too

But out of a glass thank you very much

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With vodka in it

And a splash of cranberry

That’s how us sophisticated bitches roll you know