When I bragged, twiitered, facebooked told everyone I was going to the Oprah show
Sooooo many people asked if I was going to be ON the show
As apposed to being AT the show
And I was all, like in my dreams people
I’m not sure Oprah is a fan of the Camel Toe (song)
So anyhooo
I went TO the show
But guess what?
Blink and you’ll miss it
At the 3:27 minute mark
The blonde spaz waving with the mittens on
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Front row bitches!!
Looky there…FRONT & CENTER!!! WOOHOOHOO!!!
I don’t suppose ‘O noticed I wasn’t there??? 🙁