So the Canadian Women’s Hockey Team won gold
Very cool
I watched some of the game and they really out played the US ladies on the night
And after they won they decided to get their ‘party’ on
As you would, right?
But, as Miss 4 likes to say, appeawent-wy not
No sir
Those girls are now in more shit than a proctologist’s pinky
That IS the finger the bum doctor uses isn’t it?
So now the Olympic Committee is all bent out of shape about the bad example these girls are setting
It’s not like they were sticking the cigars up their vaj jays shooting up heroin for fuck’s sake
Yeah, they’ve got their tampons well and truly twisted they think it’s ‘most inappropriate’
Why?
There’s no topless photos
There’s no sex tapes
There’s no DUI’s
and there better not be girls or won’t I look silly
They’re just a group of athletes
Who have been training most of their lives
Day in, day out
And I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been much partying going on in the lead up to the games
I think they deserve a beer
And have earned any celebration they want to have
It’s harmless
So lighten the fuck up, dudes at the IOC
That’s 2 strikes for your crappy committee, in my books
Yeah, that’s right
I’m still pissed about the whole Rio thing
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But if you decided you wanted to include blogging as an event for 2016
Then I might just think about forgiving you wankers