it’s a deal

One of the things that has made this tour overflow with aswesomeness

Is our location

We’re staying right in Brisbane

And have been since the tour started

The last week of the tour (next week) will see us back out on the road

Difference place every day

But so far?

My apartment

And the view

Have been a big ol’ dose of shit-hottness

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But what’s given me the warm fuzzies the most

Is that I’m not even 2 blocks from a Starbucks

And there’s another 3 within walking distance

I’m so excited I’m almost lactating  lattes

And I’ve obviously been drinking to much made the executive decision that I should be sponsored by them

Thoughts?

I mean, I go there at least once a day most days at least twice

Wherever I am

My coffee order sounds extra wanky like the trendsetter that I am not

Which is a prerequisite no?

One-vente-nonfat-latte-with-2-raw-sugars-decaf-mocha-caramel-1200-calories-with-a-straw-please

I would get t-shirts made

I’ve even designed them

And picked my stunt double to model them

The likeness is uncanny

She could be my twin, no?

Don’t answer that