Been missing me?
Yeah, I didn’t think so
I realised that I’ve been spending all this time on TWITTER
And farting around on FACEBOOK
That I haven’t been being a very good blogger
Sorry ’bout that peeps!
Good news though
You can leave your comment here on the blog page now, WITHOUT having to log in
Total spontaneous commenting
Bring it!
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The tour’s still going great
Three shows to go
Tonight we’re in Gladstone
It’s always a good time here
It’s a great town on the coast here in Queensland
One of things I’m looking forward to tonight, is meeting a fellow blogger
She lives with her family in Queensland, and is making the trip tonight to se the show
Her blog name is BUSH BABE
And her site is always a great read
I love going there to get a good dose of Australiana
Well written, with fantastic photography
A lot like my bog really
Except Bush Babe’s doesn’t have dick pictures photos are well taken
There’s no sarcastic bitchiness
Or excessive use of the word fucktard
Other than that – our blogs are EXACTLY the same
Bush Babe is a top lady too, so I’m looking forward to meeting her face to face
That’s if she’s still talking to me after seeing me perform LIVE
Finger’s crossed!
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Also had time this trip to catch up with another great mate of ours
Cactus
Cactus (who, when she 1st met Dad, was given a choice between the nick names KILLER or CACTUS PUBES, ’cause Dad is a nut job does that to everyone) started working with Dad over 20 years ago
When I was a kid back then touring with Dad, she was my surrogate big sister
I may, or may not have had my first cigarette & alcoholic drink (ever) with her as a kid
So it’s fair to say that she’s probably at least partly to blame for me turning into a shithead part of the reason I turned out so awesome like this
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She’s gone on to have great success in the industry, and without going thru her whole resume, I’ll just tell you that her current project is, wait for it…
THE WIGGLES
This has led to Miss 4 to now refer to her as MY FAVOURITE AUNTY CACTUS IN THE WORLD!
So, we’ve had 2 days off on this tour
And we spent both of them with Cactus
It’s rare that we get to see mates anywhere other than at the shows when we’re touring
So to catch up TWICE, on DAYS OFF?
Man, the odds of that are….well…
Let’s just say that there’s a better chance of me fitting into a pair of my pre-baby jeans than that happening again
Which is a good thing
‘Cause as you can see by the pics
There was merriment aplenty
I mean, check mum out
2 different nights
Same hysterical face
Although none of us can seem to remember what the fuck was so funny
Cactus even offered to make the trip to Rockhampton on Saturday for the last show
To celebrate my birthday with me
And while I love her more than my laptop
My liver politely told her, to go fuck herself
What a brave woman cactus sounds like for 3 reasons:
1. She doesn’t take shit from your old man.
2. She works with the wiggles and it doesn’t LOOK like she’s lost her mind
3. She is actually willing to come to Rockhampton when most sane people are trying to get out of here.
Mind you, you and Kevvy are still coming here, even after the Akmal Saleh incident so we can’t be TOO bad!
Done any Aussie Salutes lately?? Lol!
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