There’s a lot of blogs I read regularly
On of them is SCARYMOMMY
I like her
She’s smart, funny
And occasionally says fuck
I like that in a blogger
Then she did a post on ‘how to be a good wife’
And I’m all, ‘scuse me?
What is this fuckery?
This blogger, who I totally thought was one of us
Was preaching about the virtues of ‘obeying’ your husband
It was a big lecture in submissive bullshit
And the feminazis reckon I take the women’s movement back 100 years?
SCARYMOMMY had us all back wearing aprons and kissing our husband’s arses
Polishing their shoes & their knobs
While serving up a 3 course meal
Then she posted this video
And I was ready to find out her address & go to her house and bitch slap her upside the head for being an utter doormatted fucktard
Turns out she was *taking the piss
So now who’s the fucktard?
A GULLIBLE FUCKTARD??
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*Aussie speak for ‘making a dick out of me fun of’
OMG, this woman could be channeling my thoughts on how to be a good wife. I have a roast dinner is in the oven, I’ve made hubby a drink and am giving him an arse rub, (the knob polishing will come later) ……… no, hang on, maybe I’ve told the knob to get off his lazy arse and make his own dinner and get me another drink while he’s at it – is that the same thing?
Gotta’ run…hubby’s waiting for a Foot Rub and if I don’t go, I’ll miss out…and my feet hurt…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…