We had a few days off between the end of the Tasmania part of the tour
Before we kick off again tonight in Western Australia
Days off are good for sleeping
Laundry
Catching up on stuff that is not fun banking, emails and assorted shit
My best friend drove in from the middle of nowhere out of town to visit
So I got absolutely none of that stuff done
Her & her husband have land in the middle of nowhere the bush and are building a house there
Or, I should say, her HUSBAND is building the house
Like, totally MAKING it himself
He’s almost done
And it’s pretty fucking amazing, I think
They are suposed to be moving in this week
And moving out of their house from hell rental property
But it’s also Sammy’s birthday
We haven’t spent a birthday, hers or mine, together in nearly 10 years
We’ve been mates since I was 18
I was in the room when both her kids were made born
(because I was NEVER having children & it wouldn’t matter if I was scarred for life by the horrors of her natural childbirths)
I’m even Godmother to both of them
Because who wouldn’t want ME in charge of their children’s spiritual wellbeing?
We met when I worked as a waitress/singer on tourist wine cruises
I sucked as a waitress, did OK as a singer & was fucking awesome at the ‘wine’ part
She worked in the ticketing office
I had just broken up with my high school sweetheart
And she convinced me that a night out with her would make it all better
I’m not sure if it helped my broken heart
But I woke up the next day on the kitchen floor of my apartment in my underwear
And she was asleep in the wheelbarrow in the garage
Also in her underwear
So I’m pretty sure we were separated at birth
Sisters from another Mister
So this week, I was in town for her birthday
Not HER town, but close
So, being the mate she is
She said, fuck the moving and the bazillion other things I have to get done
I’m driving to Perth to see my best mate
And get drunk
And oh my God we did
I’m not sure how old we thought we were how many bottles of red were consumed
Just know that it was too many
And at 3 o’clock in the morning we were up in Mum & Dad’s attic, with flashlights, going through boxes of crap stored clothes/photos/kitchen sinks
And neither of us can remember why
But I got what I deserved
‘Cause holy guacamole, did I feel like arse for the next 24 hours
I even did the whole, I’m never drinking again speech
You’ll be happy to know I changed my mind
.
She is one of the funniest chicks I know
But her funny is because she has no idea she’s funny and is always saying the wrong thing
Really loudly
And fuck it’s funny
She is the best friend you could ever have
(I’ve even forgiven her for the PURPLE bridesmaid dress she made me wear to her wedding. And the hair-do I had, to go WITH the purple, floor length fashion statement? Like a peroxided Granny Boon after an all night orgy – with matching lipstick. She even keeps a massive, framed picture of me in the bridesmaid from 80s hell [& it wasn’t even the 80s!] by her front door. So yeah, I avoid her house at all costs)
The super-est of the super-dooper Aunties to my girls (Miss 6’s words)
She’s part my family forever ’cause she knows too much
Part of our family forever ’cause she helped bury the bodies
And she thinks I’m normal
Everybody deserves a friend like Sammy
But you’ll have to get your own
‘Cause I’m not sharing her
To Old Friends…and Sammy…Cheers!
best blog ever….. well done….
love to you both….
Corry xxxxxxxxx’
PS will have a wine with you sammy when we get to bridgey next
Made me cry and think of good times in Perth (and my Hen’s night in Lancelin at your Dad’s place!! THere’s probably a very good reason why there doesn’t seem to be any photos of that particular weekend!! Seems like a lifetime ago.
Love you bothX